i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess

“it gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes

in every store i go to…. he calls to me like a siren

petition to bring back twitter circles

time to get overstimulated at the grocery store

how it feels to say something and be dismissed by everyone and then turn out to be right in the first place

all a girl needs is her dad

need to watch the wicked manoobie again for the 9th time

LANDO NORRIS IS THE 2025 FORMULA 1 WORLD CHAMPION!!!! 🏆 #F1 #AbuDhabiGP

Massive congratulations to Lando Norris on his first Drivers’ Championship! He’s an incredible driver and he has proven that you can achieve your highest goals staying true to yourself! Congrats my muppet friend! Well deserved!

new year same me bc im perfect

everytime i leave my friends after i hang out, i feel like i saw my husband get shipped off to war 🫩🫩

rewatching heated rivalry on my 8 hr shift rn, god is good