got full after one plate…

Hansi flick saw him get pocketed and rush to save him😭

Then why is it in my room? 😭

Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

I never in my life want to hear “Timber” talks alongside Reece James again.

Gusto is on the same level as Timber btw.

Meanwhile Barca wants to kee yamal. Making him start every match 🙃

That’s what I was saying yesterday. We need Real Madrid!!!

They were lucky aswear

😂

That’s because you don’t understand how men think. We want to see what is REAL. This is intimate to us. You’re just being yourself, knitting and smiling. Not for a camera; it’s just a simple and happy moment. Men treasure that far more than glamor photos.

I’ve watched both. 5>>>

Fuck all that. I would’ve found my balloon. I’m built different.

Everyday you’re closer to being ordinary than to being spectacular and that’s why you must rage against the dying of the light daily. You must not spare even a moment being mediocre. You must pursue excellence.

You can tell humans and dogs have been co-evolving for thirty thousand years because not only can we instantly read the facial expressions and body language of another species...they instinctively know how to use them to emotionally manipulate us.

Saw a sci-fi short where the flag of a unified humanity was a Paleolithic hand stencil and it really stuck with me, like it's not neat or heraldic, but it's the oldest mark of ourselves

do monkeys know how funny they are😭😭

That’s not even sadness in his eyes, that’s shell shock 😂😂, that’s how soldiers came back after fighting in world war 1

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns