The long 2010s have ended

Took a dump and I have no toilet paper

remember when this never came out

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retweet if you actually just fucking hate AI

may i just point out that a documentary that only gets aired if things are going well is not a documentary

when one of your favourite mutuals goes inactive

I bet my life on the 2021 Rays to win the ALDS

The Luke Loucks Effect

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Our season won’t be over by Halloween now

ONE LUCKY PERSON WHO REPOSTS THIS WILL WIN MY MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL DOUBLEHEADER PARLAYS! BILLS VS FALCONS! BEARS VS COMMANDERS! WIN THE PARLAY PLUS MY BOOK! MUST REPOST AND BE FOLLOWING ME TO WIN! I WILL PICK ONE LUCKY PERSON AT 6:30 EST! TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS ON!

just got back from volunteering with the youth. idk yall.

people went out of their way to avoid this movie bc it had jared leto, i can guarantee this film would’ve done somewhat better if he wasn’t in it

This is what December 13th should look like: - Reliving Cena’s iconic career. - Iconic Cena rivals paying tribute. - Reliving all 17 of his world title wins. - A lengthy match that John should WIN. - 15 minute Farewell speech. Only one match should take place on this show.

POV: you are Mike Norvell on a zoom call on 10/20/25