why’s sesko ducking pens though? hahahaha he’s actually a mentality midget

Mbeumo & Cunha missed a penalty and Sesko took the 10th one😭😭😭😭😭

I have noooooo sympathy for any of Sesko, Mbeumo or Cunha. They all chose this over UCL football and managers that would’ve got the best out of them. Hope they all rot lmao

Man said the kids aren’t even back at school yet and United are out the Carabao Cup sksksksksk

Our striker STOLE a penalty off of a 15 year old. Chat to your striker Manchester Utd!

Not their star boy 🤣🤣🤣

Xavi Simmons was a Madueke boot cleaner at PSV

Listen, if Rashford Sancho and them man were at Carni then wasn’t available the weekend after, it’d be in the papers.

Special place in hell for guys who wait til 5pm to get their trim on a Friday night along with all 4 of their kids

They’re trying to banter us with their second-choice signing at the same moment we’re getting news that we’ve agreed a deal for another one of their first-choice targets 😭

PGMOL won you lot the league but you was quiet

Playing at 12:30 is actually a curse cos not a single bad decision will happen again all weekend now and the ref will get sent to the Championship for a week.

‘Bring me your favourite winger’ Literally one week later…

Let it all work out.

Spurs tweeted let it all work out, made Simons walk out pre game and instead of winning 5-0 they got battered by Bournemouth

Imagine 10 years ago someone told you Joey Essex, Darren Till & Tony Ferguson would win you a boxing acca 🤣

the spoilt last born in the vampire family

Crying goodbye to still end up there is just sooo funny 🤣

When your Mum makes you say bye to everyone at the family function but you stay for 3 for more hours

And your 2026 Best Actor in a Leading Role winner is…. 🏆 ⏳