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Colin. |PARODY|

@cfarrcll

Phoebe’s Hot Irish Man. #Snugglesnog #FarBridge - PARODY ONLY

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Hey, I’m going on tour soon. I think? Wait. Let me check. Yeah, I’m going on tour in June. And I need someone who can braid hair. I can offer you cookies. And the chance to tour with a semi-famous Vermonter.

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As far as famous Vermonters go, it’s: Bernie Sanders (politics guy) Joe Perry (guitar guy) John Deere (tractor guy) Tim Daly (“Wings” guy. Show not band.) Norman Rockwell (artist guy) KT Tunstall (iconic lady) Then me (guy).

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I hope you settle down, I hope you marry rich I hope you're scared of only ordinary shit Like murderers and ghosts and cancer on your skin And not your soul and what He might do with it

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Hey, everyone? It’s not hard to be “country” in this country these days. It’s hard to be a bigot, racist, homophobe, transphobe, misogynist, sexist, and asshole. Hope this helps whatever that denim golem with whatever he was singing about at that stupid halftime show.