buy ur man some nice jewelry like a shock collar and a house arrest anklet

today i’m serving cant

U ever got inside jokes with yourself or is that schizophrenia

i love my best friend everyday she’s so amazing

Performance anxiety is real

the intimacy of being silly together

1-800-did i ask bitch

i am frequently kind and suddenly cruel

another day another what the helly

“you’re soo manipulative” god forbid i use my persuasive language skills

and fuck who don't like me, hope it ruins your day everytime you think of me bitch

*rolls my gorgeous brown eyes*

Explaining myself is too much work for me just judge me

“Don't piss me off” is my favorite phrase rn.

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

iforgotaholic.

apparently i'm not even going through a lot, i just need money.

i only like to hear yes baby thats it thats all

i like people who let me be quiet