The producers making me think Mark was about to leave #TheGoldenBachelorette

Pascal seeing the bowling outfits #TheGoldenBachelorette

Jordan saying that Mark is going to come back on cloud 9 makes me worried that Mark isn’t coming back #TheGoldenBachelorette

Why is Joan’s son wearing Jeffrey Dahmer glasses? #TheGoldenBachelorette #GoldenBachelorette

Realizing Joan told Guy she loved Chock before she told Chock #TheGoldenBachelorette #GoldenBachelorette

Me: Needs to get to Government Center so I get on a train that’s going to Government Center. The MBTA: Sorry loser, we changed our mind and are actually only going to Park Street. The #MBTA makes life in Boston difficult.

Kris Boyd after realizing he’ll probably be benched forever because of the helmet throw and coach shove #TexansvsChiefs #Texans

Parisa showing Grant their future wedding photos #TheBachelor

Cake lady walking in on Grant kissing someone else #TheBachelor

How I hoped this group date would go (Grant dunking on the kids) #TheBachelor

The kids to the girl that stole Grant away from bball 🏀 #TheBachelor

Zoe justifying to the girls why she stole Grant away #TheBachelor

Zoe creeping on Alli Jo and Grant #TheBachelor

The bachelor intern that carefully placed thousands of rose pedals watching Grant pretend that he set it up #TheBachelor

The helmets look weird. Why is the white spot above the cage that usually says the team name blank? #SuperBowl2025 #SuperBowl

What’s the ratio between Grant Bucks and Schrute Bucks? #TheBachelor

Ok who poisoned Beverly? #TheBachelor

Grant giving Parisa a rock as a gift #TheBachelor

Kyle saying “rock with ya boy” on Bachelor in Paradise #BachelorInParadise

Me deciphering Kat’s rating scale of a good kiss to texting her ex #BachelorInParadise