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If all of this political chaos has got you down, just remember this good boy: He has cancerous tumors, hip problems, hot spots, is afraid of the dark, and he can’t feel his feet. But despite it all, he keeps smiling.

Can you imagine Nightmare Before Christmas except Santa Clause is trying to steal Halloween and Thanksgiving and...... wait a minute.

Can you imagine what ghosts are gonna be like in a 100 years?? *floor creaks* Person: Who’s there??? 2000s ghost: iIItTtSS BRiTnnEYyy BIiiTtcChhh!!!!

Oh how the turn-tables... 🎈

You vs. the girl he told you not to worry about.

Messy hair, don't care. ✌🏼 #NewProfilePic

Potential SO said he didn't want any pets... Lol jokes on him I shed like crazy, demand food, and constantly need attention.

Seriously considering using Tinder to find more girl-friends.

If Walt Disney Studios produced a Powerline Tour, I would legit pay actual money to see a hologram sing "I 2 I" on stage... #PowerlineTour2018

A girl who sees food as an enemy vs. a woman who eats as much ice cream as she damn well pleases. 😜

They always say a lot can happen within 5 minutes.... like just now when I found my Nintendo DS and then totally lost my social life at the same time. Incredible!

Always remember that there’s always a bae out there to hold your hand. ♥️

Me: “Aw, I remember selling Girl Scout cookies!” Girl Scout: “You look too old to be a Girl Scout.” Me: “WELL YOU LOOK TO YOUNG TO BE GIVING PEOPLE DIABETES!” *scarfs down whole box of Thin mints* “Bitch.” *quietly sobs*

Tinder needs to have something between a swipe right and a swipe left. Like a “I’m not totally sure if I really like your face, so I’ll get back to you on that” swipe.

Friend: “You wouldn’t be single if your standards weren’t so high.” Me: “I....I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Also Me:

Graduating from college is like drinking at the bar.... It’s all fun and games until somebody has to pick up the tab.