I'm so excited!!!

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

Avec cette histoire de confinement vous avez pensé au baby boom post Covid-19 ? Dans 50 ans, on dira « Ok Coronaboomer » sur twitter.

My coffee tastes and smells like leather and I don't know why I know what leather tastes like.

Vancouver: $5,000 to anyone who returns this bear to Mara. Zero questions asked. I think we all need this bear to come home.

***ATTENTION*** Le SPVQ recherche activement un homme qui aurait fait de multiples victimes à l’aide d’une arme blanche. Selon nos informations préliminaires, le suspect est habillé en médiéval. Les incidents sont survenus dans le secteur de la colline Parlementaire. Si vu : 911.

Watch this, I needed this 🤣🤣🤣 #deathto2020

When your spelling is already pretty bad, don’t try to make long hashtags. There’s defo a typo in it, trust me. #speakinginunknownhashtags

If I can’t hear what you’re whispering through your mask, don’t come closer, speak louder! #ffs #covid19problems #peopleproblems

Can anyone who reads this please watch #loudermilk on Prime Video? Cause I really need a season 4. It was perfect. And recovery rocks and can be funny. Thanks Farrelly Brothers #ronlivingston . Anja Savcic

Am I the only one who freaks out when I hear the Audible guy at the end of the book tell me he hopes I have enjoyed this program? #AudibleApp #FirstWorldProblems #audiobooks

Is life not challenging enough that people need to be looking for new challenges all the time, and even quit their job for a new more difficult one? #lookingforanewchallenge #nosir #lessismore #leavemebe

Nobody is going to be able to enter my password correctly at first try, not even me. #thingswesaynow #passwordproblems #cantusethesameone #cantrememberthatmany

Like heart disease, diabetes and other health issues, substance use disorder is a diagnosable medical condition. Supporting people who are seeking treatment makes wellness possible. Join us in #DrivingChangeTogether and be the change in your community. #NAAW2021

Arrête donc de dire que ta shit à vendre dans les ptites annonces a "besoin d'amour". Dis donc qu'elle est déjà scrappe.

Thank you. Love to all of you.

Mais où ira-t-on se paqueter en plein jour et montrer nos tatouages de douchebag pendant que nos enfants se baignent dans de l’eau sale? À la Baie de Beauport? #AskingForAFriend #bondebarras

Taylor Swift: Lana Del Rey Is "the Best That We Have" @FestivalEteQc Belle mention à la fin de cet article parmi les géants dont vous êtes. 🔥♥️🎉😊 consequence.net/2023/03/taylor…

Je suis pas fâchée, je le redis. Je vous aime le @FestivalEteQc ! Et j'ai pas de meilleure idée que vous. Ses deux enfants «sous le choc»: une mère incapable d'avoir des billets du FEQ pour la première fois en 16 ans | JDQ journaldequebec.com/2024/03/22/ses…

Can’t wait for the eclipse to be behind us. Honestly guys. #Eclipse2024 #overcovering #underwhelmed