If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. ― Henny Youngman

43rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr fortune: Segmentation fault ― core dumped

Reading is thinking with someone else's head instead of one's own.

You will be successful in love.

Conservative, n.: One who admires radicals centuries after they're dead. ― Leo C. Rosten

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something. ― Wilson Mizner

Jones' Motto: Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Please update your programs.

You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.

They spell it "da Vinci" and pronounce it "da Vinchy". Foreigners always spell better than they pronounce. ― Mark Twain

Shake hands with your mother again. ― from an old hymn

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. ― Woody Allen

The reward of a thing well done is to have done it. ― Emerson

You may be infinitely smaller than some things, but you're infinitely larger than others.

Baker's First Law of Federal Geometry: A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded on all sides by governors.

"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more." ― Bill Hoest

The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.

Think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think click click".

It may or may not be worthwhile, but it still has to be done.

Swipple's Rule of Order: He who shouts the loudest has the floor.