Be careful we have had a mm of #snow in the uk Be careful today #snow It snowed last night... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about

Lady: do you drink beer? Me: yes. Lady: how many per day? Me: 3. Lady: how much do you pay per beer? Me: $5 each including tip. Lady: how long have you been drinking? Me: about 20 years. Lady: 3 beers a day equates to $450 per month or $5,400 per year. In 20 years, that's

X thinks Wigan manager is still Shaun Maloney x.com/i/trending/199…

A Chinese doctor moved to the U.S. and couldn't find a job at a hospital. So he opened a small clinic and put up a bold sign that read: “Cure for $20 — If you’re not cured, get $100 back!” One day, a clever American lawyer saw the sign. “This looks like a scam,” he thought,

A trendoscopy is a medical procedure that everyone wants because everyone else is having one.

Is Cheryl Cole's favourite drink Cherry Cola?

Scotland's first rabbi was Rabbi C Nesbitt.

Jane McDonald Pole to Pole. Amanda Holden and Alan Carr in Greece. Monty Don in Switzerland. Michael Portillo in Spain. Ben Fogle. Every bloody where. Lorraine Kelly in Norway. Rob Rinder & Rylan Clarke. Somewhere else. Again. Rick Stein in Australia. Simon Reeve. More places

When a medium dies does he talk to himself?

If you're a practising vegan does that mean you haven't got it right yet?

Every game at the snooker Masters first round ends up with a 6-2 score. Odd...

The BBC still thinks Ryan Lowe is in charge. #wafc

Did Gary Caldwell captain Wigan to their 2013 FA Cup win? Or was he an unused sub? #wafc

I got my wife a gift from Pandora, she was too scared to open the box!