They told you the real threat was the guy sweating on your roof in July, or the woman wiping your grandma’s chin for 10 bucks an hour. And you bought it. You waved the flag chanted “USA!” while they took your healthcare, kid’s lunch, destroyed your farms to give billions to

Looks like Jim Jordan just died.

How to prepare "Microwave Mel Gibson"

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40% of SNAP recipients are kids, 18% are elderly, 11% are disabled and of the rest, ~70% already have jobs. So unless your company’s hiring Junior Juice Box Interns, grandma and her walker, or knows how to fit more hours in a day, maybe cool it with the “just get a job” takes.

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Gallego just dropped a nuke: “How can I negotiate? The president’s in Asia for five days. Johnson’s keeping the House out until January to protect pedophiles. So who am I negotiating with?” That’s an obituary for congressional leadership.

The problem is not the poor kid who gets $6 a day in food stamps. The problem is the Walton family, worth $469 billion, & Jeff Bezos, worth $247 billion pay wages so low that their workers need food stamps. The real welfare queens are the billionaires who pay starvation wages.

A friend who works at the CIA told me they’re replacing waterboarding with forcing prisoners to listen to Lara Trump sing.

“How are 42 million Americans on SNAP?!” The federal minimum wage is $7.25.

If you have $0, you get welfare. If you have $50 million, you get a bailout. If you have $2,300 in savings, you qualify to fund the whole system and get lectured to budget better.

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"So you can't afford a 30-year mortgage, but you're going to take out a 50-year mortgage to pay $300 less a month but pay $500,000 more to the bank by the end of the loan?" "That's correct, Dave."

The Trump administration thinks it sends a bad signal by letting sandwich guy off. But don't bother asking them what kind of signal it sends pardoning violent insurrectionists.

I thought they were eating our cats and dogs? Turns out they brought their own beef?

Remember, Maduro is a highly corrupt leader, a known criminal who used his high office to make billions for himself, and has manipulated elections to stay in power, has used his military against his own citizens, has protected his corrupt friends and punished his political

Ted Cruz spotted on a flight to Laguna Beach ahead of Texas winter storm

No amount of hatred for Puerto Rican musicians should make you pretend this is good

I tried to listen to a few a few Billie Elish songs for the first time last night and my God, I got so depressed I had to throw cold water on my face to snap out of it! 😂 I don't get it!