Wrong again, ad algorithm

I’m not usually an “I’m never buying that brand again!” guy but … yikes.

Northwestern’s temporary on-campus stadium on Lake Michigan while Ryan Field is being reconstructed. Wild.

I love that the Northwestern University marching band alumni association officially calls itself the NUMB Alums.

Just saw my first Cybertruck: cutting someone off while exiting the Como parking lot at the State Fair.

This weekend’s North Loop music fest canceled? What the heck?

Tickets still available for Crowded House in Waite Park tomorrow night (and to be clear I like Crowded House)

Stamos’ Minnesota passport is revoked for two years.

When we hear Mickey’s Diner is open

ME: I'll go outside and do some yardwork for the first time in 3 weeks NATURE: here's that rain you said you wanted

I agree with this. Aside from his sterling career, he had a wonderful signature. He prided himself on that. He attended Spring Training until he died, and among other things lectured the players on autographs. It was their responsibility to be legible, he said. He would check.

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Happy to report that Festal brand pumpkin pie filling remains available in Minnesota.

Terrible news.

Watching the Timberwolves with Mom. Mom: “Who is that?” Me: “Luka Garza. He used to play for Iowa.” Mom: “I thought I recognized his eyebrows.”

you know what i do when i’m depressed? get stoned and go to Target

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Shirley Povich from 1962, with the most immaculate burn ever on the Redskins vile owner George Preston Marshall, the last NFL owner to insist on an all white roster: "Jim Brown, born ineligible to play for the Redskins, integrated their end zone three times yesterday." RIP WaPo.