I’m getting a custom closet in our next house idgaf how much it cost i need it

The people on that missing titanic submarine when they “wake up” tomorrow

i can’t stand a menu with no pictures, tf ima do imagine the plate🙄

In case y’all needed to hear it

Not me making my baby’s first birthday wishlist on Amazon when she’s not even 8 months old 😅 this is normal right lol

I want bento so bad but i can’t bring myself to spend $18 on some shrimp and noodles

Troy tried to secretly turn the air up to 77 degrees again like i wouldn’t notice

Why haven’t i seen any reviews on the Barbie movie ???

I miss making my own money because i could buy whatever i wanted on a random Tuesday during my lunch break. Now i have to justify every online purchase to my husband and he. Just. Doesn’t. Get. It. Sir i don’t know why we need another toothbrush holder, we just do, ok?

Tell me why my trash was collected at 4:10AM today ??

I’ve had the same 2 pairs of sunglasses for over 3 years i think it’s time for another pair lol

I need Botox, a manicure and some highlights asap

I put my baby in a lifejacket last week for the first time ever and she had a freaking panic attack lol the infant lifejackets are no joke

Greys anatomy without Meredith is weird

My pet peeve is when people use one curtain on their window and push it to the side. For those unaware, windows need two curtains and to look like this. That’s why they’re usually sold in a pack of 2. Lol

I’m so Fuckin tired of seeing videos about the TikTok shop

I’ve had our bedroom tv for like 8 years and y’all it finally died 😂😂 like completely. It’s gone. Bye bye

I want Millie to have a sibling but i do not want to be pregnant or go through the postpartum phase again.

Troy just asked me if we were gonna buy a bed skirt for our bed. Ummm no sir.