This alien broke Djokovic and he never recovered.

According to CricViz, Pat Cummins has now recorded the highest score ever by a woke Test captain on his country's national day in which said captain wanted the day changed, angering conservatives.

Mashallah 🙏🏻

Ellyse Perry when she sees a skill she hasn’t mastered yet

“the Hottest 100 is a democracy” *laughs Swiftly*

Luka Doncic isn’t real

This is fucking incredible hahahaha

“you can pinpoint the moment he knew he fucked up”

Anyway! If you want to read about what promises to be an elite match tonight this is great on Sabalenka: theage.com.au/sport/tennis/m…

“CATCH IT”

Seeing it so well he’s playing it off his dick. The rest of us can only dream

“oh no, the cricket ball I wanted to hit me in the dick has hit me in the dick”

I’ve summoned the bots

Congrats to my dad, I guess. #Hottest100

Thanks Kez

Next time you hear from me I’ll have won the Royal Rumble. This is my year

This country is just fucken full of potholes isn’t it. Get Albo onto that imo

That Fox Cricket account has set this country back 50 years. I am livid