#BreakingNews: Springfield Costco Donny has dementia. Yet MAGA wants Trump to control nuclear weapons, whether Ukraine gets HIMARS, etc. Can't we Air Force One him, Eric, Ivanka, and Jared to Vladimir Putin? And where's Melania? 🤪

Honestly, this move is so off the wall, that it must be firmly placed on top of some wall. WTtheSeriousF? Hey. Where’s Melania? Has she done a single in person book event for the past several days? Check Hole 2?

Hey MAGA. We are still waiting for explanation of your justification of #PedoTrump. Not to mention #TrumpIsARacist #TrumpIsARapist. Where’s Melania?

Elephant throwing dirt on a Nile Crocodile for some reason.

Children locked inside homes, families terrified, teachers and city officials afraid to go to work. This is what we might expect in a town taken hostage by terrorists, in another country. But the country is ours, the town is my family’s, and the terrorists are American. /1 🧵

Donald Trump is a domestic terrorist.

New bomb threats in Springfield, Ohio today force closure of two hospitals, all because of Trump’s wildly irresponsible and racist false claim of immigrant pet-eating.

Jewish Miriam Margolyes doesn't give two sh*ts about antisemitism accusations, she says it like it is, it looks like Hitler has won.

Tim Walz: Here’s my life hack for all the guys out there: surround yourself with smart women and listen to them and you’ll do just fine. That includes my fellow cat owner Taylor Swift. It’s really great to have all of these women help us beat the smallest man in the world..

Jane Hume said Australians are paying 56c per kWh for electricity. I currently pay less than 20c, and I'm about to switch to a plan that charges 9c between 10am and 3pm - perfect for EV charging. Why do the Liberals constantly lie about energy? #insiders

Going “Full MAGA” changes a person: literally.

Despite refusing to say that their plan for more women in the Liberal Party is even “working” - Jane Hume insists having No quotas for women is how you achieve “genuine change” & that their current plan is to try & achieve 50% women in “10 years” 🤦‍♂️🙄#insiders

Jack Hopkins I agree 😬

If I were an independent hoping for reelection, or election, I would: 1. Call out and distance myself from the sham that is the NACC 2. Campaign heavily on transparency & accountability 3. Repeat 4. Repeat Helen Haines MP

NB Donald J. Trump & Elon Musk

Decoding Fox News Where’s Melania? We all know Trump is a big “family man.”

Springfield residents supporting one of the local Haitian restaurants after Donald Trump and JD Vance spread racist rumors about their community! The KKK PROUD Boys Barron Where's Melania 20,000 Haitians Trump and Vance Sherrod Brown Looney Loomer Bill Maher

Donald Trump and JD Vance are fully responsible for this. All republicans have to offer is anger and hate. The KKK PROUD Boys Barron Where's Melania 20,000 Haitians Trump and Vance Sherrod Brown Looney Loomer Bill Maher

CaraMia200 Anthony Albanese Michelle Rowland Australian Labor What are the odds they won't...... oh! hang on ...... I need to rephrase that!

And he’s just recruited Jacob Greber to the role of Chief digital political correspondent, a right winger from the AFR, who has recently been a frequent visitor to the couch #insiders panel. Was hopeful this type of stacking was at an end with the removal of Anderson..