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CaptainTouchback

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I make a lot of money ruling the NFL. I enjoy watching great athletes take a knee in the endzone. This is a parody account. Follow me or I will fine you.

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It’s always a fun racing season when you identify “your” horse early in the Derby preps and they justify your faith and opinion. What a super horse! Bring on the Travers! #Sovereignty

It’s always a fun racing season when you identify “your” horse early in the Derby preps and they justify your faith and opinion. What a super horse! Bring on the Travers! #Sovereignty
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Went to Wingstop today and ordered dinner. The Wife asked for a cup for water. The employee said “that will be $2.43”. I said “she was asking for a cup for water not a bottle of water”. He repeated “that will be $2.43”. So I made my last visit ever to #Wingstop today.

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The only real competition going on in the pre-season is who can make the roster as a special teams guy. Muffing a punt does not work in your favor.

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Listening to the last great Stones album and sipping some whiskey on the patio. It’s a fine evening here. open.spotify.com/track/3pQXptTk…