{Kidd cards his organic hand through the other’s hair.} “Yeah, cause you’re short. You’re a little baby. But you’re my little baby.”

{Kidd glares up at the taller pirate, before grabbing at his shoulder.} “You better fucking kiss me after puttin’ your hand in my hair like that. Or so help me I will pull you to your knees and kiss you myself.”

{Content grumbling..}

{Kidd’s hand squeezes against Wire’s shoulder. The reprimand of using his title during this dies on his tongue as the tall man *finally* kisses him. Kidd makes a noise; like a grunt against his lips, going up more on his tiptoes, trying to keep the tall man close.}

YOU COULD JUST FLIRT NORMALLY!!

Fuck. Yeah. You’d be real damn dainty in my hands. Strong but also- soft. Damnit woman.

{Kidd’s eyes nearly roll out of his head, and he glares at the blond.} “Try that excuse again. If you just wanted some alone time you would’ve said something. This is something else- so spill.” {Kidd moves, sitting himself on the edge of the other’s bed without any invite.}

{Kidd snorts at the smack, before he lightly swats at the offending hand with his metal one.} “Fine. Fine. Whatever floats your damn boat. Happy?” {He totally thinks Hades is short. He will forever be in the Captain’s head.}

I swear - I’ll make you eat those words. You want me to?

Alright then. You fucking asked for it. {He’s grabbing his wrist and DRAGGING him towards the Captain’s Quarters}

“Fuck. I bet you want one huh… Shit. Guess I’ll have to learn.”

Yeah. I am. You don’t wanna know them.

“Fuck yeah I’m the big bad wolf.”

{Kidd is dazed, being kissed so excitedly, but it just cements in that he HAS to do this.}

Fucking.. Sap. Its us till the end of the line.

I’m going to call you gay. Get over here.

“What? You’re a cute bunny and I’m the big bad wolf. It’s fitting.”

Yeah. Exactly. See you know me so well. {He’s gonna give this man a big ole kiss.}