I'll follow anyone. Just be nice, be civil and be amazing Just don't be a cock haha

Steve Bruce for Oldham FC. #stevebruce #oafc #football

If I truly said the things I wanna say and do the things I wanna do I'd probably be arrested or summat to the effect

I still think Steve Bruce would be perfect for Oldham #oafc #Oldham #oldhamfc

Bomb squad called to Gloucestershire A&E after man gets anti-tank shell stuck up rectum gbnews.uk/news/glouceste…

Are all GPs in the UK closed Bank Holiday Monday and Tuesday or just mine?

Klebsiella Pneumoniae ssp is a real pain in my groin Does anyone have any ideas to help shift this other than IV (which the docs are reluctant to give as I'm not symptomatic enough) #Klebsiella #klebsiellapneumoniae

My promised my mate I would never lie to him But when he asks "what do you think of my Mrs?" I can hardly say she looks and smells like a horse can I? Do I tell him the truth?

I follow so many beautiful people I choose wisely

Happy birthday Elvis

I've never quite understood disabled toilets having pedals bins.

Reporting people on social media could make a really fulfilling job

Two lines on a lateral flow test! Oops. I feel fine. Just a mild cold. I don't get it.

Sooo who's the next president after Mr Biden. He's older than most people's grandad? I don't dislike the guy though

Gpod. GlAd to heer it BBC News - Twitter confirms it is working on an edit button bbc.co.uk/news/business-…

You know the world is fcked up when Britain hits 40c +🌞

Twitter really is the No Holds Barred of anything goes.

Why is American Football called Football?

Steve Bruce for Everton Everton

Help. Just seen 7 magpies. I know the rhyme - 1 for sorrow - 2 for joy - 3 for a girl and 4 for a boy. But wtf is 7? #magpie #bird #superstition