This is URGENT:

#WhenThingsCalmDownImGoingTo finally write that Autobiography

This heatwave #GetsMeHotAndBothered

Bark Murray #DogAName

Idris Al'butt #DogAName

Jumping stuff on my Evel Knievel bike #MyFavoriteSummerMemories

#MyFavoriteSummerMemories include food

In space no one can hear your grievances #SciFiReasonsToStrike

You could meet someone in the hashtag community 😱#TipsToGetADate

My secret blend of cherry, pecan & hickory woodchips for smoking was #OverheardByMyNeighbors so since my secret is out, everyone else can enjoy it now. Thanks Linda... 🤬

Moms for Liberty protesting Barbie because the film goes against their Christian “family values” pretty much mandates that I must now take my entire family to see it.

Mr. Show and Lucky Hank representin’ at WB today!! Onwards!

apparently there’s some controversy at my local chipotle

Choose to be born into a wealthy family #TipsToEnsureSuccess

#EveryDarkCloudBrings that sweet skunky smell

#XisGonna SUX

#MakeLikeATreeAnd get all sappy

Mugshot day! Rudy W. Giuliani

Ha Ha!