Hey Nedbank your chatbot in the app doesn’t work. Chat here?

Hey The Hussar Grill if I was to send an email to one of your restaurants, how long should I give them to reply? I’m on 15 hours and counting.

Hey Cape Town Airport we’re hanging around on a FlySafair plane… did our arrival surprise you? No stairs to get off the plan. Toddler next to me going a little bit nuts. Come on…

Useless @mrdfood delivery - proper curry absolutely destroyed. How appetising.

Hey vandawaterfront - it doesn’t work when you guys team up with admyt and then your staff stand around and push ticket buttons at the boom before the camera reads my plate. To “help me”.

Tonight @mrdfood packed an entire extra meal that I hadn’t paid for into my food order. Somewhere someone else is hungry. Yeah…

Hey City of Cape Town is building noise allowed on a public holiday? As a side issue, I doubt the work has been approved and suspect it should have been.

Hey The Hussar Grill - went to Rondebosch - great food and service. Why, though, can’t I have 4 champagne glasses of the same size and design? Got the Papa Bear, Mama Bear and their two kids in glass sizes and designs. Was told those were the only 4 they had?

Hey vida e caffè this is the dirty floor and table top covered in crumbs at your store in Cavendish. Grab a cloth and a broom, guys. This is not nice.

More and more Uber South Africa Eats drivers are asking for address before they collect food and can see location on app. Guys tell me they’re afraid drop-off is not in safe area.

Hey Absa South Africa - suggestion: add a separate counter in branches for customers who have locked themselves out of their banking apps. Sitting in a Q now watching people try and help people log onto an app and it’s taking “forever”. All I want is a new debit card for my kid.

My Uber South Africa BLACK this morning picking me up on “Reserve fuel” with a “flat tyre” warning light on. For a trip on the N2. What can go wrong?

Hey Cavendish Square - 3rd time in so many days that neither Zapper or SnapScan work to pay for parking?

Pathetic service from Woolworths SA Dash waiting 2 hours to call to say they simply won’t be delivering. And they have no plan. Tough luck.

.Woolworths SA Dash has really become unreliable.

Hey City of Cape Town are you ever going to fix this mess that your guys left behind after fixing a pipe? Neighbourhood now trying to do so themselves after car nearly got stuck. Been logged, escalated, nothing.

.Cape Town Airport sitting on the tarmac on Airlink plane; no ground staff, stairs, bus… come on man - 10 minutes and nothing

.Cape Town Airport utter mess trying to leave parkade 2. Crazy long Q due to machines not working. Staff just staring at people. You need to open the booms and let people out.