if i’m touching a boy’s hair, i’m interested

venmo transactions are the new Snapchat top 3.

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You’re in her dms, I’m in her strava kudos. We are not the same

When will we be able to handle texts like emails? I’d love to flag some— “follow-up next week”; others— turn on automated “out of office” texts when I need space. Thx

Today is the only day you can RT this

Christmas dreams do come true

I don’t think that we as a society acknowledge how perfect of a show freaks and geeks is nearly enough

This is why social distancing is so important bbc.in/Coronavirus

On this glorious Easter Sunday, I invite you to find joy in one of the most significant of all scriptural phrases: “He is not here: for he is risen” (Matthew 28:6). I know Jesus Christ lives. And because He lives, we too can live again.

Tonight’s late night thoughts: why does touching one’s own belly button feel so uncomfortable? Is this just an inny thing? Outty’s, can you confirm? #QuarantineDiaries

*downlaods House Party app to better keep in touch with friends virtually **never opens said app due to social anxiety #StayConnected #Social_Distancing

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Some of you Taylor swift fans have never listened to alternative music and it shows

YES YES YES. To everything she said.

“[Trump] told us to stop giving money to people whose houses had burned down because he was so rageful that people in California didn’t support him.” — Miles Taylor, former Department of Homeland Security Chief of Staff The pathological narcissist cares only about himself.

Firefighters: literally fight fire Also firefighters: fighting conspiracy theories on TikTok