"I hate Tennessee... I hate their colors, I'm not a dog person... I hate Neyland Stadium, looks like a garbage truck worker convention. I hate all their quarterbacks, I just hate Tennessee man." Tide fans, Vols hate week is here! 🐘#RollTide

In this crisis, I'm struck by how much better every L.A. media outlet -- right populists KFI, left-liberal KCRW and KPCC, the L.A, Times, KTLA, KCAL and more -- are performing than X, save for very high information consumers who can most easily separate the idiocy from the gems.

Cell phones across Los Angeles just received an emergency alert for an evacuation warning. This is likely related to the #KennethFire in the Calabasas/West Hills area and does not impact the entire city. Live coverage: trib.al/LXRxEOB

Everyone in LA this week:

PACKING CHECKLIST: Are you prepared to act in case of an emergency? Whether you have 15 minutes, 30 minutes, or 1+ hour to evacuate, make sure you’re grabbing the essentials. Swipe to see what to pack and share with your friends/family to stay prepared.

The only way to stop this is to give all Starbucks baristas monkeys of their own for self-defense

Spoke with the MIT astronomer who developed the Torino scale to measure the hazard of the "city-killer asteroid" that made headlines this week and I feel a lot better. You probably will too. Check it out: ktla.com/news/nationwor…

Love this, but Trader Joe's Studio City should get an auto bye to the next round

"Good to see my friend the internet." -- a fax machine

This one’s on UGA for signing somebody named NITRO to college football’s premier street racing program

The worst part is we’ll never even get to use all those White Lotus memes

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SEC team tries to claim USC’s 2004 National Championship ktla.com/news/local-new…

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In 2000, Bama was preseason No. 3 in the country and finished with a 3-8 record. But even in that dumpster fire of a season, we beat Vanderbilt.

Just called my mama and told her I was feature in KTLA and she went wild!!!! Crazy moment for me. Wow.

Yesterday was crazyyyyyyy lol still can’t believe it. Thank you Cameron Kiszla & KTLA