Psyched for tonight's Afterparty finale! Last week's Hitchcockian episode was my favorite of the series. I think the killer's either Travis or Vivian, but I haven't solved a single easter egg puzzle. 6 pm PST on Apple Television!

Awesome! Can’t wait for this.

This just makes me brutally sad. So many fat people only want to change so they get treated equally. But it almost seems worse to know thats what it takes.

.Congressman Maxwell Alejandro Frost and I are both Christians against #ChristianNationalism. Our exchange today during a congressional hearing was one of the most powerful moments I've ever witnessed from a Christian lawmaker affirming the separation of church and state.

i jumped in Lake Michigan every day in September

For the Swifties and Fuchies

We are basically getting Ted Lasso as the VP, and I couldn’t be happier… #Harris2024 #BalzToTheWalz

Get this guy away from Jen Affleck and away from the space machine in Contact! #TheSecretLivesOfMormonWives

Also, Hacks season 3 is better than The Bear season 2 and Hacks is a comedy with jokes (a comedy). #Emmys

I'm starting to think a drama will always win in the comedy category because everyone understands drama. Not everyone understands comedy. Comedy is more nuanced and not everyone has a sense of humor. But everyone can recognize good drama. #Emmys

Hooray to Hacks for winning in a comedy category while being a comedy! Love the shoutout to Suzanna Makkos who is great and makes amazing comedies! #Emmys

Lamorne Morris ahhhhhhh! #Emmys

Loving these Shogun wins! The best drama of the year by far. #Emmys

Yeeeeeessss! Hacks!! Well-deserved win! The best season so far. #Emmys

Yeah I am not about this scapegoating of Karen Bass. She made mistakes but so did all of the government of LA for a long time, it does not rest solely on her shoulders. Everyone piling on like she could have prepared for a once-in-generation natural disaster?

the MAGA trolls are all over calling for her resignation because there's nothing better than a woman-of-color to blame, right? I've already fallen victim to the misinformation, and I refuse to keep falling for these Rick Caruso sycophants.

Just fixed the whole movie.

GUN SAFETY NOW GUN SAFETY NOW GUN SAFETY NOW. It MUST be harder to have access to guns in the US. We MUST make it impossible for violent people to get guns. NO more semi automatic weapons for anyone with $300. Get them out of our homes, out of our schools. WE DESERVE FREEDOM.

Jimmy Kimmel's full monologue tonight

Things the right and left all can agree on: ✅ We love our dogs ✅ Carhartt ✅ Freedom of Speech ✅ Release the Epstein Files