#IYKYK #Survivor #Survivor47

Bruh 🤦🏻‍♂️ I can’t overstate this enough: If this shriveled, brainless orange Cheetoh wins… the world is so fucked. I am not overly political. I believe people with differing views can still get along. But this is not a political party. This is a CULT. Scary, scary times 😳

#USAElection2024

For the love of GOD, America… DO THE RIGHT THING!!! 😮‍💨😮‍💨 I am BEGGING you! 🤞🏻🤞🏻 #USAElection2024

you stupid fucks complained about a demented 80 year old man being president for 4 years then elected a demented 78 year old man to be president.

WOW. I have no words, America… Truly. I don’t know what to say 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

I have a PhD in political science, here's my understanding of last nights election outcome informed by reading decades of rigorously conducted research on American politics: People really fucking suck.

I’m so sorry. To all my American friends, we love you & are sending you so much love at a time when you might feel none. When you feel like a country you call “home” has turned its back on you. To all the women in my life, the POC I know & my LGBTQ+ friends: I love you ❤️❤️❤️

Oh, you think Star Wars is fictional? Think again! Y’all really voted in the Galactic Empire! #StarWars #GalacticEmpire #ElectionDay #electionday2024

I’m having a small procedure done tomorrow and am a little nervous 😬 Good vibes sent my way would be much appreciated!

I actually don’t think this is a bad idea…?

Procedure went well today. Just at my parent’s house relaxing for tonight. Will be on painkillers for the next couple days though. So not looking forward to that 😬 Any shows or movie recommendations are welcome! I’m open to any genre.

Watching Arizona stomp all over New York is a beautiful sight 🤩😍 #GoFins #NFL #NYJvsARI

That's how you start a game. #GoFins

THANK. GOD. #GoFins #NFL #MNF

Nailed it.

#Survivor48 premieres Feb. 26 with 2-hour episode. (90 minutes for rest of season.) Season 37 of #TheAmazingRace premieres March 5.

There is honestly nothing more annoying than a group chat 🤦🏻‍♂️ Should only be used to collectively organize a group event. Period. No extras. Cannot WAIT for this event to happen so I can leave the group chat. I sound like a cranky old man, don’t I? Oh, well. I said what I said.

So why are we going to Bluesky and not Threads?