{I have so many DMs and mentions. It's about time I start replying. I'll do my best to get to all of you ASAP.}

"Oh geez, not the keyboard photo. I may indeed not have musical abilities, sadly."

"Yeah, that sucks balls, to be honest. Want to try and get these thoughts out of your mind?"

𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙣 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠 𝙩𝙤 𝙖 𝙡𝙖𝙙𝙮... 𝘼𝙨𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙪𝙢! • Revived Bayonetta portrayal • Bisexual; heavy female lean • [N]SFW • Crossover friendly • Multiship • ♡/⇄

A strange noise is coming from the grocery store's closet. Calvin's curiosity is getting the better of him. He walks over and opens the closet. "Hello?"

"Oh, why would I do that?" He spreads his legs anyway.

"Damn I'm hungry now for some reason..."