Tonight we put our one year old to bed for the last time 😭 my baby is growing up and I need time to slow down just a little.

I love my team 🤣 we are currently trying to find everyone a top hat for our meeting tomorrow where our VP will be popping in.

can we talk about how parents will literally ruin their relationship with their own child all because they don’t know how to apologize and admit when they’ve done wrong

I WAS FINE! I WAS FINE UNTIL THE LAST LINE 😭

Could you be any more of a bitch? My god…

Doing a personality assessment for my company, currently in a meeting for reviewing all the types…. And the instructor says “I wish I had D in me” 😂😂😂 thank god we’re not on camera

I just love when an upset client asks me to rope in my manager on an email and all she has to say is “you did it right, good job.” Like, it’s almost like I know what I’m doing 😂😂😂

Just know, if you post about your personal life all the time and something big changes…. My mom, sister, and I have talked about it in our group chat 😅

if i had a nickel for every time jonathan bailey played a man engaged to a woman but was secretly in love with another woman he met in the woods while riding his horse, i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice

Man, I just want a house big enough to be able to host parties and not worry about the guest count 😭

Being an adult means spending $200 grocery shopping just to go spend $50 on dinner so you don’t have to cook 😅

Grateful I’m back to regular pay and less expenses so I can go back to dumping money into my savings account 😅

Currently me every time someone in my Onyx Storm group chat freaks out since I finished the book first:

Here we go again 😅

Ok fuck it, I'll spill — All my friends still single in their 30s? They're hunting unicorns. Somewhere along the way, a man stopped being just a man. Now he's supposed to be your therapist, best friend, passionate lover, future father of the year, financial provider & probably a

I can spot a shotgun wedding from a mile away 😅

I made the child oatmeal (which she ASKED for) for breakfast, at which point she REFUSED to eat it. It’s been sitting out all day. Tell me WHY she’s eating it for dinner now when she has a plate of food in front of her 🙄

Never thought I would have to explain to my husband about tags on women’s/girls clothes 🙃 here’s to my hubby who will forever be outnumbered by women in the house 😂

Trying to get my house into shape at almost 38 weeks pregnant, taking care of my 3 yo, and generally trying to survive is slowly killing me. I am not ready to have #2 😭