The rolling stone gathers no moss so you don’t need to brush your teeth when you travel

That plexiglass actually is to stop Pence from sucking everyone’s blood. #VPDebate

There’s a fly on his head bc he is rotten. #VPDebate

Will Forte needs to play Pence Will Forte

Alyse McGuigan and I needed an escape during this awful time, so we wrote an original spec of The Office titled, "COVID APOCALYPSE." Please read! We hope it makes you laugh! drive.google.com/drive/folders/…

If you voted Jo Jorgensen—the placeholder name I use in all my screenplays—you’re dead to me. #elections2020

UPS is loosening its restrictions on beards and Black hairstyles as part of a diversity push. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 wsj.com/articles/ups-l…

Tropical Teusdays instagram.com/p/BCsz23ykx5R/

Warmin up for my audition @ Space Station Casting Studios instagram.com/p/BCuJUSqEx0f/

Today I could really give a RATS ASS. If you happen to cross my path this could be really good or very bad.

Pep talk before my callback @ Space Station Casting Studios instagram.com/p/BC_s-RZEx2g/

My printer: piece of crap or budding impressionist?? 🤔🤔🤔 instagram.com/p/BDEIwfPkxwI/

🙋🏼 Or Ralph, beauty without expression isn't Beauty 🤔🤔🤔 instagram.com/p/BDHgUZHExz6/

How dare you body-shame my private body that I photographed & then publicly tweeted. #victim #glandular #bigboned

"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not… instagram.com/p/BDRZPtwkxxq/

It's Friday let it roll baby roll!! 🎸🎸🎸 instagram.com/p/BDY-ZKdkx0k/

Crushed my annual tennis lesson with the great Eduardo Sanchez! @ Rancho Valencia instagram.com/p/BDbnZTFExxA/

Sold instagram.com/p/BDjVZuyEx-A/

Saturday at the Sad Cafe. Lovely book guys. instagram.com/p/BDtb-MoExyd/

Nail Chomsky for president!