{Listening to a friend be down on themselves} That’s straight up balderdash bro . Seriously that’s gobbledygook

Southwest’s emails: want to get away for $49? 😃 Southwest search results: that’ll be $691 big dog

i wish that we had better timing, ill save a dance just for you

as a child, I assumed Martha’s Vineyard was owned by Martha Stewart

I do not want to be warm I want to be cold and then made warm by a blanket why is this difficult to understand

Do people on LinkedIn know that one day we are all going to die

Fexi

In three weeks it’s gonna start getting dark after 7 pm and that shit is awesome.

Oh no, I finished all of my little word games for the day and now I have to feel my feelings

me trying to communicate i want to leave

The boys are back in town ‼️ #GoPios | #TENver

need a hotel sleepover with my bestie ordering room service in a robe

Are you crying? Me: No Look at me Me: