SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!!!!!

Help support our troops! Donate today! give.berkeley.edu/fund/FU1017000

Gameday. That’s all, that’s the tweet, thank you.

Yeah, we’re going to need all hands on deck today. A #Drop50 warning is the highest level in our DEFCON alert system. Please be prepared. May Oski have mercy on us all.

The Department of War (in collaboration with Calgorithm Department of Fish and Wildlife) has approved the use of chemical weapons against the Gophers from Minnesota.

PUBLIC NOTICE: Be advised that Calgorithm DFW is receiving reports of increased gopher presence across the Bay. To deal with this pest, we recommend The Rodenator.

Stolen Valor is a federal crime with the a potential punishment of up to 1 year in a federal penitentiary and fines.

Goldy the Gopher isn’t out here carrying the boats or the logs, but Oski sure is!!! #StayHard

Dogs when they see Goldy the “Gopher” run by:

Weapons of Masses Destruction

From alumni to Chancellor Lyons — Cal spirit runs through every voice. Honored to talk with him in week 3 at Berkeley 🐻💛💙 UC Berkeley Cal Athletics The Daily Californian Calgorithm Department of War Ghost Jack Plummer #GoBears #CalSpirit #CalFootball #Calgorithm

If you’re curious Supreme Commander outranks a general

I would die for my country (Ron Rivera and Cal Football) 🫡

LOL 😂

Your friendly reminder that “Ski-U-Mah” is just made up nonsense.

Gone but never forgotten.

This message is supported by the Calgorithm Department of War 🫡

For injuries sustained in combat against an enemy transit system we humbly present true Calgorithm patriot Tyler Tomei with this Purple Heart. Thank you for your service 🫡

He’ll always be a 5-star general in Calgorithm Defense Force