Woke up early today (my day off) with the intention of getting stuff done I haven’t had time for this week. Accidentally fell back asleep for several hours, but forgot I had already put my contacts in and thought I miraculously regained perfect vision 😩

Don’t put mint in fruit salad without clearly labeling it!!!!!??????!!!!!!!!! Why would you do that!!!!?????!

Guy at work asked for help with math and said he’d trust my calculations. I joked “no, definitely double check me. I went to school for theatre, not accounting.” Haven’t heard someone genuinely laugh that hard in a good bit lol

I don’t usually consider myself a patient person, but then I remember I’ve been waiting for a Wolf Among Us sequel for over a decade, with multiple delays and cancellations mentioned.

Missing these guys extra lot today🥲❤️

Not bad for a dead bitch 🧟‍♀️

Lady Gaga’s ‘MAYHEM Ball’ tour has been crowned the best concert of 2025 by USA TODAY.

IM PERFORMING WITH Katya IM GONNA THROW UP

oh to get a pic of the ghoul smoking with his big peepaw glasses on

SOMETIMES THE NICEST PEOPLE YOU MEET SMOKE AND DRINK, AND SOMETIMES THE MOST EVIL PEOPLE GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAYS.

Really, you don’t say?

Self diagnosis wouldn’t be so common if it weren’t all but a prerequisite for obtaining adequate medical care in the age of most healthcare providers being piss-poor diagnosticians. You have to be like “I think I have this,” or else the doctor/nurse will basically just be like:

Not only did I get a major part, but rehearsals are going so well already and it’s only week two. This show is going to be amazing and I’m so beyond excited. I cannot wait for opening. Fuck, I love theatre.

Excitement so strong for the musical I’m in that I’m literally walking my dog doing vocal warmups 😂 Do I look crazy? Probably. But gotta build up that endurance somehow.

16 years ago today, Lady Gaga and Beyoncé released ‘Telephone.’

My turn! picrew.me/en/image_maker…

me to people who say "both sides are the same"

Finally uploaded every showcase performance I’ve done in the past two years to my YouTube. Take a gander if you’d like! youtube.com/playlist?list=…