i think bellyconrad should kiss and makeout on the beach this wednesday. it’s what susannah would’ve wanted

i want david attenborough to speak at my wedding

they put a bellyconrad edit in the show to we can't be friends i can't make this up

i’m gonna make jeremy gill a bridesmaid fr possibly maid of honor who’s to say

he remembered women’s inequality

3 lb kitten is lost in our apartment that is covered in nooks, crannies, and trinkets not sure where to go from here

i know everyone on this bar patio is talking shit about the two girls screaming inside (it’s me and my sister and we were not raised to be quiet and polite)

oversharing at the afters? you mean networking?

i love speaking in tiktok brain rot

the throw up that’s coming tonight is going to do generational numbers on my throat

austin bulter, zoe kravitz, and harry styles i have a vision for you

how conrad was feeling after he had everyone on his ass after telling belly he loves her

autistic guy whose special interest is chicago

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i can’t stop thinking about k-pop demon hunters

overheard a random girl in the bathroom today she couldn’t wear her top on a first date because it was “too booby” i chimed in to let her know i thought it was perfect and she goes “yeah well i actually have boobs” oh okay so true thanks queen

there is something so chic about wearing a skirt out every night that’s shorter than nike pros (the og version)

when i repost seven or eight tiktoks about the show for children set to songs by taylor swift i'm doing it in an esoteric and intellectual way