Hi mate I notice you've started the Teams meeting 2 minutes early. Have fun in there. See you in 2 and a half minutes.

Now I understand why they call it "Blue Monday".🙈

[MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY] We wish to inform you that with just a few plumes of smoke our PERPETUAL state of anticipation has subsided. We learned patience is key to opening any door in life. Let us celebrate the crowning of Papa V Perpetua and the announcement of Ghost's

I can't believe folks are still buying tickets from Viagogo in 2025. 🙈

Behold, a new offering. ‘Emergence’ is now yours. From the forthcoming album ‘Even In Arcadia’, coming May 9th. Prepare - sleep-token.com

NEW: From today we are making Adolescence available to all secondary schools across the UK through Into Film+. Additionally, healthy relationships charity Tender will produce guides and resources for teachers, parents and carers to help navigate conversations around the series.

Our debut album 'Fat & Furious' is out now. We hope you enjoy listening to it just as much as we enjoyed making it. linktr.ee/Fatdadsband X

Hopped on the bus to Keswick for a Pint. So many good beers and cute dogs about! 😀

[MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY] We wish to inform. You can never run…..you cannot hide. "LACHRYMA" is out now. Listen and watch the music video now: i.ghost-official.com/Lachryma

🐀 GHOST released the single "Rats" on this day in 2018.⁠

JK Rowling is to women what Andrew Tate is to men: an embarrassment and a deep source of shame

Has BrewDog changed their Lost Lager recipe or is there a bad batch going around their bars? I had a pint in Newcastle two weeks ago and it had a strong vinegar taste. I had a pint in Carlisle last Friday and it had a similar taste. 😬

Imagine if we get a surprise performance from Celine at the Eurovision Final. 😲

Just landed at Heathrow Airport T3. Went to M&S. Three staff speaking in another language. I asked them “What language are you speaking?” They responded: “This isn’t just any old Hindi. This is M&S Hindi.” I have a voice recording to make sure I embarrass myself further.

Anyone else experiencing issues with Virgin Media Broadband right now? It's been intermittent for the last hour (the service status page isn't working for me either!) 😬