many of you dm'd me asking how you can help Dan McQuade's widow and young son. You can do so here: everloved.com/life-of/dan-mc…

Just threw a chair from my 2nd floor apartment remembering we still have Eric Gordon

just in time

Crazy train again they’ll never learn

2lbs of Bell & Evan’s party wings hates to see me coming

Unintentionally partaking in the have more beers than points scored in the Super Bowl challenge

How I’m moving after that Bad Bunny halftime show

Me hearing a little Gasolina

As if trying to get a stroller around hasn’t been a nightmare the past two weeks you people are selfish and stupid

Me and the Phillies are two different kinds of people bc if my coworker started drinking on the job and getting in my boss’ ear I’m watching everything unfold and I would’ve probably started drinking too

Sure I’ll watch the Phillies this season, but I just don’t love this team anymore. They keep exposing themselves as huge dorks. I don’t think anyone should ever be called a “chief vibes officer”.

I wish someone ushered Bryce away from his phone when he promoted raw milk on his Tik Tok which is illegal to sell for human consumption in the state of New Jersey

Philly Jilly day

Apple pay at the club is crazy