Smh, what happened where I’m getting a bunch of ads on instagram?!

Most of my boys are with me, some are still out seeking glory and some I had to leave behind and I’m still sorry

I’m like 85% sure Ima run into TheSketchReal one day. He’s somewhere around me in the Woodlands, I know it

Why haven’t I seen flaming hot goldfish?

Millennials going through yet another once in a lifetime event

Today, I’m officially announcing my retirement from the UFC. This decision comes after a lot of reflection, and I want to take a moment to express my deepest gratitude for the journey I’ve experienced over the years. From the first time I stepped into the Octagon, my goal was to

Airbnb has no homes Uber has no cars You have no bitches This is the new economy

True life series was goated. They had some crazy episodes. Which was yalls favorite?

The goal is to die with memories not dreams

As soon as ticket sales opened this was there to greet me. It’s easier to get a golden ticket in a Wonka Bar than Kill Tony tickets.

Instant sold out message when queue opens 😔 Had my screen open since 7am too #KILLTONY

Tuck a sell out

What yall using ChatGPT/Co-Pilot for?

Learned to ask them for current coupon codes if you’re gonna order something online

Were about to start the greatest sports run of all time… Olympics- FEB 6 Super Bowl- FEB 8 College Baseball- FEB 13 World Baseball Classic- MAR 4 March Madness- MAR 17 Opening Day- MAR 26 Masters- APR 9 NBA+NHL Finals- JUNE World Cup- JUN 11 College Football- AUG 26 NFL- SEP 10

RIP. Houston legend. Changed sundays for me

How the ppl who grew up with rat tails doing?

Am I a dick for being happy Linda Hidalgo got the boot from her section?

Someone’s always gotta ruin it for others