Lock in or clock in Your choice

Main character syndrome is real No we won’t ‘jump on a call’ if I don’t know you No I’m not listening to your unprompted two minute voice note Social media has spiked narcissism levels and it’s getting kinda old

Reason authenticity is clicking so much recently is because almost everyone in the past few years faked it til they made it

Waiting to “make it” until you chase women is a terrible idea You end up with money and absolutely ZERO game So you get played by the first pretty girl who gives you attention You need to know how to get b*tches when you’re broke So you can be an apex predator when ur rich

Made sure to tell my Ukrainian chick she is now in fact Russian

New Netflix show adolescence main storyline being blaming Tate for a white kid stabbing a young girl EVERYTHING IS A PYSOP

Bro can’t catch a break

Best pick up line is still “heyy”

A chick I haven’t even met has gone through my highlights and has posted my apartment & pets all over her TikTok Smart but absolutely psychotic behaviour

“Why do you follow so many girls” Idk maybe cus I like girls ?

People get mad that OF models are actually Philippinos as if it matters Like when you call the bank & you’re talking to some Indian That bro is not J.P Morgan

Wrong

“Pay your tax”

If you can’t get hot women when you’re broke, you’re not gonna benefit very well when you have money

It’s basically OnlyFans Management but for gurus

1 heartbreak isn’t enough to learn, you gotta go through them or you’ll get humbled QUICK 1 a month keeps the ego in check

Kanye has the chance to do the funniest thing

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Uk is cucked

Bro why does everytime you write “calm” it auto corrects to calm down. Apple trying to cause so much unnecessary beef