Why does Roy Keane look like he wants pics of Spider-Man on his desk by noon😭

Sean Dyche: 🗣️ "I spent about £9m in 2014 with Burnley & we went down on 33 points. Kompany got 24 points after spending £127m & he got the Bayern job. I don't know how that works. I wish I was doing it. I wish I'd have left the club £127m in debt and got the Bayern job."

Wanderers 4-2 Town End Farm Nice win against S’land D5 winners tonight. Haven’t seen someone get a red card in a friendly for a long time, until today👀 ⚽️Gregg, Aidan, Geoff x2 Big thanks to our sponsors as always Black Bull East Boldon, GC Drywall Ltd and Dorian’s Barbers!

Whiteleas Buzzers 1 - 1 Cyprus FC Points shared today after a competitive game. Already looking to end the season on a high ahead of the same line up in 2 weeks💪🏽 #UTC #IbiErimus ⚽️ Adam Robson ⭐️ Tyron Lowdon Thank you to Sinias & British Engines for their continued support.

You’ve got to applaud this shithousary from the goalkeeper 🤣

🫶 Genk's second choice goalkeeper Brent Stevens saved a penalty on his professional debut yesterday, the same week he lost his father. ❤️ The opposition fans even applauded him. This is why football is such a special sport. 👏

"You choose the questions, I choose the answer." - defending his players - shutting down pathetic fishing questions - accepting his responsibility as a coach That’s my gaffer

Still can’t get over the fact that Yoro actually put his head on the line for this block, fucking warrior

“OHHHH FUCKKKKK” As if the commentators done that🤣🤣🤣

OTD 22nd April 2013: Robin van Persie scored a hat-trick against Aston Villa to seal United's 20th league title. 1st Goal - The title 2nd Goal - Goal of the season 3rd Goal - Golden boot

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I’m crying isn’t this her 😭

Didn’t see the final but two great teams and congrats to Whiteleas Buzzers FC on there cup win. Credit to them as there a very good team with a great set of lads!

CORRUPTION?! I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF CORRUPTION THAT’S A RED CARD AND NOW THEY’VE SCORED. x.com/JeniferHen4392…

Liverpool aren’t even bigger than Jonny Evans 😭😭😭

*casually puts out fire. Continues to boogie.* 🤣😭

That "knock them off their fuckin perch" comment must've stung more than I realised. 20 odd years later. 12 years retired. Sir Alex's mind games still rattling an entire fan base. What a man. 😂

🗣️ | What's your favourite nickname for a Manchester United player? Rúben Amorim: "The lads started calling Garnacho 'Gandalf' because he shall not pass in any situation (laughs). We need to work on that."