every freakin' time i return to twitter, it has changed! WTF am i doing here? twitter keeps complicating things to make it "easier" 🥴

Marry Me: do you take the J-Lo/Owen Wilson romcom to be the weirdest film of 2022? *I'm watching it and had to take vomit breaks.* 🤢 #MarryMe

If you are bulimic and tired of sticking your finger down your throat or drinking Ipecac, #MarryMe is 90 mins of vomiting a lil in your mouth! 🤮

Now I've seen #MarryMe on Peacock, I'd pay money to UnSee it. SRLY, 😟🥴🤢🤮

HAPPY VD! #ValentinesDay2022 #ValentinesDay

If 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐬 & 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐌𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐬 had a wild night of drugs & unprotected sex, #MarryMe would be their bastard child... #JustSayin

.𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗢𝗦 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗔𝗖𝗬 thanks!

hey fellas, hey fellas... everybody #follow 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗢𝗦 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗔𝗖𝗬

If you pay me in NFTs I can make that happen for you. #COVID #cryptocurrency

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary It's funny cuz I'm only 10 y/o!

HELL-0H! Jesus, first time on "Twitter" since Musk bought it. Is it still called "TWITTER"???

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT #TouretteSyndrome #SouthPark

I'm sooo sick of politics. Can't everybody just take a Valium and act like a normal person? #DupontBetterLivingThroughChemistry #SouthPark

𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡𝓨 𝓕𝓡𝓔𝓐𝓚𝓘𝓝 𝓣𝓘𝓜𝓔 𝓘 𝓛𝓞𝓖 𝓘𝓝𝓣𝓞 𝓣𝓦𝓘𝓣𝓣𝓔𝓡/𝓧 𝓘 𝓝𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓚𝓝𝓞𝓦 𝓦𝓣𝓕 𝓘 𝓐𝓜 𝓓𝓞𝓘𝓝𝓖 𝓒𝓤𝓩 𝓘𝓣 𝓒𝓗𝓐𝓝𝓖𝓔𝓢 𝓢𝓞 𝓜𝓤𝓒𝓗!

What have I been doing? Navigating the health care system. Please don't make me curse! #SouthP

I dunno

.𝔀𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓵𝓮𝓵𝔂𝓷𝓻𝓮𝓲𝓭 OMG 😲 I heydur too!! ps i think you are doing God's work!