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Everyone in hysterics: Twitter is ending! It's going down it's all over! Nooo no no no No more Twitter 😢 Jamaican-coded Alien who landed in my backyard: I came dim down tah dat eart' in me UFO tah try one dem dere Goga Golas

accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life

i’m rewatching The Martian and the most unrealistic part is that nasa wouldn’t have just covered up that someone survived. they’d have just let him die out there, realistically

#FOH with that shit

The Gay Redneck

Love the guy but honestly that's the sort of thing he'd do... he was an odd duck

i’m gonna. e live twetinf the debate. Strap in cbucklefucks

Those who think that they are individuated as persons, if they are philosophers, they have to construct a concept of persons or a concept of individuation that will correspond to – what to call this? – this pre-philosophical belief.

DJ Shadow "Midnight in a Perfect World" Endtroducing… Mo’ Wax (1996) Director: B Plus

Thug Motivation 101 uplifted men who were grinding and just trying to figure it out

Wearing breifs todays... Balls are not enjoying this shit!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yd4GG…

my last three brain cells when i’m about to smoke the delta 8

i think goofy pavement songs and Mr. Show sketches contain a great deal of emotional truth. i think corny tumblr posts about fighting god contain NONE

Brian Eno: [On 4 tabs of CIA Acid and 3 grams of columbian coke] They took it man. They did it. I swear to God. The whole mountain. Hallucination of Sun Tzu: By force, surely. Brian Eno: [grinning] I'm about to blow your fucking mind dude

i feel like a human bean

(to the tune of Night Moves) gonna have some lunch stew

Smoking that

if you, as a football team, are gaming the timeouts... you are gay

No one deserves to be called what's-his-face.