Pigeon shoes.

Can’t even open instagram in public with the way bitches be posting nowadays, some old head next to you will think your tryna get a hard on

Half water bottle is going to war with the booze in my system

“Yea I love the sec”

2014 okc

Hawks by whatever they feel like tmr

Emma, Harper and Kimlee, this SHIT ALL LOOKS THE SAME. Do better next time.

The Chad powers show has got to be one of the most retarded things I’ve seen in a while

Asking every black guy on campus today if he “plays for the team”

Between the lack of ducks on Clinton lake and the excitement I have to drink tonight, class is looking very optional

Any action from this point on should be considered a mistake…

Hours should be 100 min

Thinking bout letting the night get away from me tonight, lmk on any thoughts or oppositions

Still don’t understand how the SNF Rules analyst only knows the rules for Sunday nights

Was gonna toss a movie on, went to TikTok and just watched clipped from it instead, scratched the same in #stimulation

I have not seen one employee at Mercedes Benz stadium wash their hands after peeing.

Chicks think they Albert Einstein or some shit reading books the min they in another country with there whole ass out by a pool

If I let you cross the street and you dont toss me a thank you signal your getting whacked

Car crash injuries have to be the softest thing ever

Crazy how every single 18-24 year old white male had connection to the people running Super Bowl halftime show guest appearance.