@BustyNami Reisen Lacus, CEO of outdated memes Ah... I still don't remember my past... *her ears flop on her head*

U(uwu)U

I've been away from... too long.

"You know what...? I'm kinda surprised I'm still alive... Heeey, anybody out there remembers me?"

"For the rest, hi! I'm Usako Ejiki. I am mother of 537 children, and I come in peace. It's nice to meet you all!"

U-uh, I'll be over here... Staring, watching... making bunnies...

You'd think I remember all their birthdays... Actually we just have one big party on my own birthday, where we celebrate everyone's births.

You'd think I remember all their names... Actually I do, it's not so hard. Although the sets of identical twins have to remind me sometimes.

Is it hard? No, not at all. The biggest children I have help a lot in raising the smaller ones, it's a large bunny society.

Some of my chindren are fully adult, and easily surpass my size.

Bunny on...

"Ears..." Usako mumbles to herself, while stroking one of her fluffy ears. "...They do hurt when pulled..."

"Good evening..."

"537 easter presents to prepare... Gotta start ahead, too much to do..."

"Isn't that costume kinda rendundant, sweet?"

"No way in hell you are going out like that, lass..."

"... I remember your other mother..." Usako blushes lightly. "N-no, I don't really wanna talk about it."

*Glomps Reisen Lacus, CEO of outdated memes tightly*

"Let's see... 537 bunnies... hm..." The girl sighs. "That's a lot of cakes to bake each year."

"....You are still so short..."