Habby Smidgetember everyone!

Batman: The Animated Series is as close as America got to anime.

Only 1,480 more years ago, amirite boys? 😎👉🏼👉🏼 Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

It's down to the wire guys. Which one should I get?

He be sleeping

How much do you want to bet the John Malkovich's secret movie that won't release until 2115 is just him screaming?

In the pharmacy all day everyday, never get sick once. As soon as I turn on my heater for the first time in a year I fucking die.

I have not seen 1 fren post in weeks. All I'm seeing is fucking top 10 lists of random bullshit. Where did everyone go?

Gn frens

Inb4 tiktok people flood Twitter like the Tumblr degenerates did.

FINALLY! This is the executive order we have all been waiting for!

Right handed people who wear their watch on their right hand; Why?

I have dreams about this. Like my legs feel like Sherman tanks and my upper body strength is non-existent.

The moon's very bright tonight, like all of my frens futures 🫶🏼

I'm going to church for the first time in 20 years. Wish me luck

Spread the cozy frens, please!!!!!! I'm literally begging you

GN everyone. Remember to take your daily vitamins.

I've always washed my dishes by hand. Girlfriend asks me to stop doing that and just use her dishwasher. I scrape and clean off what I can before doing a standard 2 hour wash. The dishes are still dirty. I could have done them in 20 min. Ghiblified pic related. I love her but 🥺