It’s nearly Father’s Day! Adopt a tree! 🌲

A rare happening!

Can the owner of the silver Vauxhall Vectra parked near the tea tasting facility please report to reception? Due to a small clerical error, your car has been boiled.

It’s the hot-drink Holy Grail: in her debut column for Velvet, Cambridge Food Blog's Gracie Mills shares her five favourite places to grab a really good cup of coffee. . . #coffee #coffeetime #cafe #cambridge velvetmag.co.uk/food-and-drink…

“Slava Ukraini!” Flying high over King’s College Chapel Cambridge University today. Pays to get up early.

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Happy Yorkshire Day! To celebrate, here's a rundown of some of our favourite places. #YorkshireDay

The lady could fix a tank engine and ride a Royal Enfield like nobody's business. London Bridge is down. 1926 to 2022 #queenelizabethII

Dear evridelivery My package was not in fact delivered and showing me a map of my location and a photo of nothing identifiable except a box with my name and address on, not even my front step or door, just a box, is NOT "proof of delivery" Would love some help!

What do you want for Christmas?

Very British exaggerations: -The wind nearly blew me away -The queue was a mile long -I've told you a million times -I stepped in a puddle about a foot deep -I’ve been on hold for hours -The bread was rock hard -I’ve got about 10,000 emails this morning -It was fun

"The most comprehensive study ever into the tea absorbing properties of biscuits." Remarkable stuff from the BBC archive: youtube.com/watch?v=5fMI8v… Featuring a revolutionary dunking method that prevents biscuit collapse (but at what cost?!)

Fox off.

Jamie Oliver on the Today programme, talking about child poverty - God he's on his shit. He's just ... a good person. Weird how unfamiliar that phrase feels.

Things you can say during peer-review and also in a swimming pool.

Time estimates: “Give me one sec” - Within the hour “I’ll be one minute” - An hour or two “I’m on it” - Maybe today "In a bit" - Sometime this week “It’s on my list” - Perhaps this month "Leave it with me" - Possibly never “If I have time” - Never

Friends, we won the Exceptional Entrepreneurial Achievement Award by ISANS Business tonight. My dad said on the way there: "Our country deserves our gratitude, son. We work hard today because this country has already worked so hard to be so great" 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 and he is so right.

Squeezing the tea bag with our fingers like some kind of action hero.

I'm attempting to kick-start an app and a #DogFriendlyDirectory I do not have any diagnosed disabilities, however I have been repeatedly denied transportation by our local taxi under new owners and by Thameslink rail replacement buses tasked with getting me home safely.

Not at all impressed with Eventbrite Help Eventbrite No support. Run largely by bots. No customer service. YOU do the majority of the work and they take the money. I just had to add money to my account in order to issue refunds. They get paid either way. Suggestions welcome 👇🏼