Anyone advertising freedom is selling slavery.

My wife keeps burning incense to keep away demons, and I can’t stop choking.

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I’m excited to get my holographic print of Frank Frazetta’s Mothman hanging in the Blackwood Bunker.

It’s funny how when people aren’t held accountable for their actions, they just keep doing the worst possible things.

the government can kill almost 200 children at an elementary school with no recourse, but you’ll go to jail if you don’t pay for them to do so.

Those who know they are about to launch Operation Blue Beam:

The next installment of Cryptid Carl is out tomorrow. Come dive into Black Water.

The next installment of Cryptid Carl is out tomorrow. Come dive into Black Water.

The next installment of Cryptid Carl is out tomorrow. Come dive into Black Water.

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