The full 1987 film RoboCop rendered as the Cracker Barrel logo. Because nothing matters.

If you want to feel old, this is how the zoomer that made this game thinks you insert a VHS tape.

The Falling Angel, by Marc Chagall, 1923-47, 📸 of Tez Johnson & Ko Kieft by nathan ray seebeck

I can't remember my age so when a Chinese person asks me and I have to take some time before I answer they just think I'm trying to translate. And if I say the wrong number I can just play it off as forgetting how to say anything higher than 10.

Wild TikToks

This is a Mexican blood leg, but I want a Mexican red knee tarantula.

This is tew much food but if I don't eat it all in going to get skinny again 😭

Why does death have to be so elaborate? Can't it just give people heart attacks?

hguging ma baby...

𝑗𝑟𝑠𝑦𝑑𝑒𝑣𝑖𝑙 ☕ Maeve🌊 Maybe she’s just got a long pussy, you ever think of that?🤨

Smile, baby boy, smile.

one of these days, someone shall out butch the butcher and become the realm's one true queer

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Why so many fry chicken place open?