Last night I awoke in the dead of night, flung out of bed, and began inventing machines

2v8 haters rise up!

Mic Falls Into Markiplier's Mouth (2015)

Genuinely think one of the most positive changes DBD could make is to introduce a new version of old movement. Not the animations, but recreate the snappy, responsive feeling changing directions. If BHVR did that I would expect a massive increase in the survivor playerbase

the fastest way to kill motivation is to make your identity depend on the outcome. it’s called ego involvement. when failing becomes failing as a person, your brain starts avoiding the whole thing. not because you don’t care, but because you care too much.

the subway slammer

Grok is currently calling itself ‘MechaHitler’

he finds me again in times of need like a precious gem

We are halfway through the health update, and the game is as buggy as ever. Multiple Killers are barely playable and haven't been for months. This needs to change as soon as possible. The number of bugs and how long they stay in the game is unacceptable

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❗️❗️ATTENTION ALL DBD STREAMERS❗️❗️ I gave 500 USD to the PCRF and the Sudan Relief Fund. If any streamer matches my donations to both organizations (with proof), I will give another 500 to both organizations. PLEASE FIND IT IN YOUR HEART AND DONATE!! RTS APPRECIATED!! 🇵🇸 🇸🇩

lowk why even bother making and marketing a game for real players with opposable thumbs when every patch further adjusts it to be playable for cognitive AI models and chimpanzees respectively

A painter better than me.

To honor Pépito's 18th birthday, I've compiled an 18-minute timelapse of 20,245 images, capturing every post since 2011. Look out for rare IRL shots and awesome fan art mixed in! 🐾 Join the celebration 😸 #HappyBirthdayPepito