What the hell mate Mohamed Salah

Dan Won’t be Eze

Looks like he’s just been saved from drowning

You know, I spot something different everytime i watch this. The Jacob Murphy bullet header was much better than i remember #NUFC

This you pal?

Which one is it? David Ornstein

"We're still fighting to save this transfer window" 💪

Andy Howe past 48 hours #NUFC

Hi, Barclays UK Help I have a transaction of around £800 coming out of my account in June 2025 from West Ham United with the reference “season ticket”. I would like to report this transaction as fraud and get my money back. Please see to this with complete urgency. Thank you!

As much as Newcastle and Villa fans have had tiffs with each other owa the years … it’s nice to see we can all come together to say: ‘Craig Pawson is a useless cunt ‘

They’ve invented crying now.

Russell Martin lives with Lucy Pinder and he’s still the biggest tit in the hoose.

“When promises are broken and trust is lost” A bit like signing a 6 year contract at a football club, agreeing to the salary and then just refusing to do the last 3 years of it because you got too big for your boots, Alex? Fucking rat.

Isak dropping a IG statement on his story like a Facebook Mam who's addressing the rumours People who know me know the truth, just me and my agents from now on 💅💅💅

Put a transfer request in and give up your loyalty bonus then you fuckin mercenary cunt

Now tell them it’s £180m

Isaks agent: “can I just borrow your phone for 5 mins?”

🚨 ❤️ ⚽️ Arne Slot sends clear message: “Isak is not a Liverpool player, but the mentality of being able to work but refusing to is one that many Liverpool supporters can appreciate & will understand”. “I think he would be a perfect fit for this club”.

😂😂😂😂😂😂 wey fuck offf