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Bryan Pardue

@bryanpardue11

My ability to constantly keep thinking!

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"You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a lunchbox, and now your selling it, you want to sell it!"

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I swear to God if the next Superman movie does another Lex Luther or General Zodd and not Brainiac. I'm gonna lose my shit!!😐

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Honestly, if you were a board member for McDonalds, what would you say?! "Hey they're buying it and they're not really dead!"🤷

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Even though it's PreSeason, given the shit show that is the New York Mets. It's nice that there's football on! The New York Jets have never let me down!!😁😉

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I know I'm not the first to come up with this thought, but does anyone else refer to Cold Stone Creamery as Ice Cream Hibachi?🤔

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I know All Star was their biggest hit because of Shrek, but for me Walking On The Sun was their best song! RIP Steve Harwell!

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I'm sorry Netflix but you guys ruined live action 'Cowboy Bebop' for me!😑 Am I to assume that 'One Piece' would be any different!😬

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Who was worst, the lady who was too good for the Cheesecake Factory or the date who downed 48 oysters before the entree?!🤔

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Stanley Cup??? I'm sorry Panthers fans but the only cup that Florida is known to hold are the ones you pee into to check for drugs in your system!😁 Go Rangers!!✊