"LOLOL So there's massive a global network of elite pedos of all political persuasions? LOLOL how can that be true if the political party that I don't like didn't release the names of all these pedos, incriminating themselves along with their political enemies, you IDIOTS?!?!"

Hey Grok what's your overall take on my political views?

Great! I can't wait to get absolutely no more new information about anything

Hey Grok what do you think the chances are of the majority of Democrat and Republican citizens uniting and demanding the Epstein files from our Dear Leaders?

Ok Grok, I'm back. Is there anything in my views on here that you would consider particularly unreasonable?

Partisan politics have caused so much brainrot that the majority of people will hand wave away serious crimes as long as they’re done by someone on their “team” and will just yell “BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BAD PEOPLE ON THE OTHER TEAM??!?!?”

One of my new favorite genres of tweets goes something like “Hey Grok this IDIOT I’m arguing with insists that 1 + 1 = 2, when we all know it’s 69! Put this moron in their place and tell us what 1 + 1 is!”

None of Epstein's clients will ever face justice, because retards are incapable of doing anything except turning this into endless partisan squabbling rather than uniting and demanding justice. And for that, fuck all of you engaging in it, rather than seeing the bigger picture!

Not a single one of Epstein's clients will be exposed or will receive any amount of punishment. Please please PLEASE prove me wrong

I think the general populace is SOOOO close to doing enough petty partisan bickering about the Epstein files to finally get them released

Hey, maybe if we vote SUPER DUPER hard this'll all get better!

Charlie Kirk gets murdered and Leftoids start wildly celebrating and saying "HA! Finally got what he deserved!" while simultaneously insisting "Hey now! Let's not make any assumptions about the shooter. They could've been a Kirk supporter for all we know."

Today, we are all Jimmy Kimmel!

Uh oh, here I go drunk tweeting again (but it’s not like anyone sees them anyway, so I’m probably good)

Just woke up from a coma. How many Epstein related arrests have there been?

I just wanna say fuck the uniparty, and if you're still stuck on "team red vs. team blue," then you're extremely misguided.

Trump sycophants doing an immediate 180 on Epstein from "EXPOSE THEM ALL" to "nothing to see here! It's a nothingburger. Shut up about it, you panicans!" is one of my all time biggest disappointments (although I can't say I'm surprised)