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Into The Deep youtu.be/gw58xoBs8gU via YouTube TRUMP, PUTIN, AND THE FUTURE. wearedsb.com

wearedsb.com Into The Deep youtu.be/gw58xoBs8gU via YouTube

The last panel of this will knock you down. Thank you MAD Magazine.

On Africa Trip, First Lady Reveals a Trump-like Side nyti.ms/2CufEzh

Huge risk if global warming exceeds 1.5C, warns landmark UN report theguardian.com/environment/20…

Season Three of #ThoseWhoCant will be returning very soon to truTV, and that means you'll be getting more of yours, and our, favorite Smoot gatekeeper, Tammy Sherman. This new season is packed with more of the real Sonya Eddy than ever, and that's just the best. Stay tuned!

It will never not be funny that the hero of all those gun-nut mudflap maga men is a millionaire who’s afraid to get his hair wet in the rain thebea.st/2Qtu99P?source…

Lombardi25🌻 Patton Oswalt Welcome to the goddamned party! We appreciate the hell out of ya for joining us!

My network will be carrying Trump’s Wall speech live. So at 9pm Tuesday, tune into CBS to See B.S.

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Well, @CaytonHolland, Andrew O., and I were invited on to NBC morning TV to discuss our upcoming dates at Comedy Works. I think you'll see we showed a lot of poise and professionalism. Get tix for this weekend right now, you fucking dumbass. youtu.be/bC8PqZaY7jg

Hey Denver!!! Don't get caught with your dick's out on this one. The Grawlix: this Saturday at the world famous Bug Theater. So many amazing comics it hurts. Plus we-Grawlix-three showing off all our new jokes and shit. Tix go fast. Get on it! nightout.com/events/the-gra…

New York State just decriminalized marijuana. The law takes effect in 30 days, so if you just took a hit, don’t exhale till Labor Day.

Every generation gets the Woodstock it deserves. Ours is appropriately canceled.

Fuck yeah!! We in @spellsrules return to rock n' rolling this Saturday at @hidive_denver !! The lineup is mental. Joy Subtraction. Black Dots. Muscle Beach. SPELLS. OH SHIT!!! What a party!! Be there tomorrow night, Denver!

When Pres.Trump says he was just joking about something he's said, after he's called out for it, or that he didn't really mean it or didn't say it exactly as quoted, it reminds me of the orders and musings of mafia dons in the movies that echo with the same sort of deniability.

Profanity is not the f-bomb. What is profane is a 17 month-old baby being shot in the face.

Gotta vote Trump out next year, America, because there's no cure for stupid.

Problem I have with The Joker movie. It gives the idea that if a comedian continually fails to make an audience laugh, he's going to go on a killing spree to get revenge against society. If that was the case, Todd Barry would be Pol Pot. But haven't seen it yet so won't judge.